Tea Shop Philosopher Gifts

'Consummatum est.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"I shop, therefore I am."

You've Had Enough!

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

The Leafs win the Cup!

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Vesta

Sleepy Bunny

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

A complimentary biscuit

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Camomiletherapy

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.