Tea Shop Philosopher Gifts

'Consummatum est.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You don't whisper anymore."

You've Had Enough!

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

Vesta

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Sleepy Bunny

A complimentary biscuit

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Camomiletherapy

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Continental Drift.