Tea Time Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the contemplative tea lover? Our 'Tea Time Philosopher' collection features fun and clever products that blend introspection and relaxation. Ideal for anyone who enjoys pondering life's mysteries over a soothing brew, these items are perfect for sparking thoughtful conversations or quiet reflection. Whether it’s a mug for their daily dose of wisdom or a pillow for cozy pondering, find something that complements their reflective spirit.

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I offered to marry down...but he only wanted to play up.

I offered to marry down...but he only wanted to play up. mockup

I offered to marry down...but he only wanted to play up.

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'Harry had nothing when we married and using the talents God gave him he now has very little.'

'Harry had nothing when we married and using the talents God gave him he now has very little.' mockup

'Harry had nothing when we married and using the talents God gave him he now has very little.'

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"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?" mockup

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

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'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.' mockup

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

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"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..." mockup

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

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The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea. mockup

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

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"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!" mockup

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

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"Well did he?"

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"Can that be right?"

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"Think about the honey."

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"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy." mockup

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

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"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?" mockup

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

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Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea mockup

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

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"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up." mockup

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it." mockup

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

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"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day." mockup

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

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'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.' mockup

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

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"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock." mockup

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

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"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia." mockup

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

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"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?" mockup

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

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"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding." mockup

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

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Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

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'Consummatum est.'

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'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

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'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.' mockup

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

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'Joe makes all our own funiture!' mockup

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

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'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!' mockup

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

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To the best gran in the world.

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"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?" mockup

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

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Announcement at teatime

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"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there." mockup

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

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Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

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"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers." mockup

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

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Tea Time Philosopher Gifts Collection

Tea Time Philosopher Mugs

Discover our collection of 'Tea Time Philosopher' mugs—designed to make every sip a moment of thoughtful inspiration.

Tea Time Philosopher Pillows

Relax and reflect with our 'Tea Time Philosopher' pillows—ideal for adding a thoughtful touch to any cozy corner.

Tea Time Philosopher Prints

Decorate your space with our inspiring 'Tea Time Philosopher' prints—beautiful ways to keep those thoughtful moments close.

Tea Time Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our witty and inspiring 'Tea Time Philosopher' t-shirts—perfect for those who love to ponder and laugh in style.