Tea Time Philosopher Gifts

I offered to marry down...but he only wanted to play up.

'Harry had nothing when we married and using the talents God gave him he now has very little.'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Well did he?"

"Can that be right?"

"Think about the honey."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

'Consummatum est.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.