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I offered to marry down...but he only wanted to play up.

'Harry had nothing when we married and using the talents God gave him he now has very little.'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Well did he?"

"Can that be right?"

"Think about the honey."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

'Consummatum est.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

To the best gran in the world.

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Announcement at teatime

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."