Schooltime Philosopher T-Shirts

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Well did he?"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

"Think about the honey."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

God playing with dolls.

That's a street lamp, Steve.

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."