Schooltime Philosopher T-Shirts

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Well did he?"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Think about the honey."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

God playing with dolls.

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."