Schooltime Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with a creative thinker who loves pondering life's big questions? Our collection for the schooltime philosopher features fun, clever designs perfect for those who find joy in deep thoughts and whimsical ideas. Whether they're a student of life or a lifelong learner, these thoughtful items will spark conversations and inspire new insights.

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"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia." mockup

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society." mockup

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?' mockup

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

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"Well did he?"

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"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!" mockup

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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Philosopher trading cards.

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"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!" mockup

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

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Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys. mockup

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

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"Think about the honey."

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"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?" mockup

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

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"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up." mockup

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

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"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!" mockup

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it." mockup

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

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"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth." mockup

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

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'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,' mockup

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

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Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?' mockup

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

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No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation! mockup

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

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Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.' mockup

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

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Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

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"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?" mockup

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

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"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong." mockup

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

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God playing with dolls.

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'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!' mockup

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

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'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.' mockup

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

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"Does school really help people with real life?"

"Does school really help people with real life?" mockup

"Does school really help people with real life?"

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'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!' mockup

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

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"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there." mockup

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

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"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers." mockup

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

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"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?" mockup

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

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"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!" mockup

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

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"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..." mockup

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

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"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil." mockup

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

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Schooltime Philosopher Gifts Collection

Schooltime Philosopher Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more clever and inspiring designs perfect for your schooltime philosopher’s daily coffee moments.

Schooltime Philosopher Pillows

Brighten up any space with pillows that reflect curiosity and humor—ideal for the schooltime philosopher’s cozy corners.

Schooltime Philosopher Prints

Discover thought-provoking prints that inspire and delight—a perfect gift for those who love to ponder life’s big questions.

Schooltime Philosopher T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty or philosophical t-shirt to celebrate the inquisitive mind of a creative thinker with our diverse collection.