School Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates a school philosopher's curiosity and creativity? Our collection offers witty, inspiring products that honor their love of learning, critical thinking, and reflection. Whether for a student, teacher, or lifelong thinker, find something special that encourages their quest for knowledge and understanding.

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"Does school really help people with real life?"

"Does school really help people with real life?" mockup

"Does school really help people with real life?"

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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.' mockup

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

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Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...' mockup

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

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"Could I ask just one question?"

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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"One year closer to college!"

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(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?) mockup

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

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"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?" mockup

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

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Playdough's The Republic

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'This test doesn't understand me.' mockup

'This test doesn't understand me.'

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"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?" mockup

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

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'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.' mockup

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

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"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?" mockup

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

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I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am... mockup

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

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'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.' mockup

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

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"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'" mockup

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?' mockup

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

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'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?' mockup

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

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"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!" mockup

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

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Philosopher trading cards.

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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?' mockup

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!" mockup

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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A young positivist.

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them." mockup

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

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Life after death

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"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright." mockup

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

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"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!" mockup

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

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"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?" mockup

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

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School Philosopher Gifts Collection

School Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the school philosopher, featuring witty quotes and thoughtful designs that spark conversation.

School Philosopher Pillows

Add a thoughtful touch to their space with pillows that inspire reflection and curiosity, perfect for any thoughtful environment.

School Philosopher Prints

Decorate their favorite space with prints that celebrate the wonderful world of ideas, learning, and philosophy.

School Philosopher T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the school philosopher in your life, with clever sayings and creative designs that showcase their love of critical thinking.