Schoolyard Philosopher Gifts

Looking for gifts that honor the curious minds and playful souls of schoolyard philosophers? Our collection blends humor with thoughtfulness, ideal for sparking conversations and inspiring young (and young at heart) thinkers. From clever mugs to insightful prints, these gifts are sure to stimulate both laughter and contemplation.

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"What'll it be, Tyler - your lunch money or heaps of verbal abuse?"

"What'll it be, Tyler - your lunch money or heaps of verbal abuse?" mockup

"What'll it be, Tyler - your lunch money or heaps of verbal abuse?"

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PS 143, 'Apparently, double negatives are okay in math but not in English.'

PS 143, 'Apparently, double negatives are okay in math but not in English.' mockup

PS 143, 'Apparently, double negatives are okay in math but not in English.'

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"All my lunch money's in real estate." mockup

"All my lunch money's in real estate."

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'If a tree falls in the forest...Do the other trees laugh at it?'

'If a tree falls in the forest...Do the other trees laugh at it?' mockup

'If a tree falls in the forest...Do the other trees laugh at it?'

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"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground." mockup

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

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"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!" mockup

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

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'What do you like about her?'

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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

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Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...' mockup

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

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'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?' mockup

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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The Boys of Indian Summer

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Sex Education

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"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?" mockup

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?' mockup

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation! mockup

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

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"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia." mockup

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

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The big life questions that really get us thinking.

The big life questions that really get us thinking. mockup

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

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"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong." mockup

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

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"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?" mockup

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

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Biblical Teenager

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"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

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'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

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"Does school really help people with real life?"

"Does school really help people with real life?" mockup

"Does school really help people with real life?"

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.' mockup

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'

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I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

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'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover." mockup

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

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"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it." mockup

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

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'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

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'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?' mockup

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

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Schoolyard Philosopher Gifts Collection

Schoolyard Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the curious mind—perfect for schoolyard philosophers who love a bit of humor with their morning brew.

Schoolyard Philosopher Pillows

Get cozy with our playful pillows that celebrate the schoolyard philosopher in all of us—perfect for brightening up any room.

Schoolyard Philosopher Prints

Decorate your space with prints that inspire curiosity and wit—ideal for the thoughtful, playful mind.

Schoolyard Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our witty T-shirts designed for curious souls—great for showcasing their love of pondering life’s mysteries in style.