Backyard Philosopher Gifts

Searching for a gift for the backyard philosopher in your life? Explore our collection of clever, inspiring, and playful items that perfectly capture a love for outdoor pondering and creative thinking. These products combine humor and wisdom, making them ideal for anyone who enjoys contemplating life in the garden or backyard setting.

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'And me fresh out of xanax.'

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Windfarm - Windbag

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"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

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"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?" mockup

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

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"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf." mockup

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

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Or insist on giving him unsolicited advice...

Or insist on giving him unsolicited advice... mockup

Or insist on giving him unsolicited advice...

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'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

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'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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"Do you think the birds like me?" mockup

"Do you think the birds like me?"

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there." mockup

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

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"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau." mockup

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

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'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

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The Boys of Indian Summer

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"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!" mockup

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

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The Last Days of a Hydrangea

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Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham' mockup

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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"It's like a tiny house, but bigger." mockup

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

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'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!' mockup

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

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The Farmer Sutra.

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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30% Heredity, 70% Environment

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"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out." mockup

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

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'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...' mockup

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

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Stop and Smell the Roses

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Backyard Philosopher Gifts Collection

Backyard Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for backyard philosophers, combining humor and inspiration on every sip.

Backyard Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows that embody the spirit of outdoor philosophy, inspiring relaxation and thoughtful moments.

Backyard Philosopher Prints

Decorate their space with art that celebrates outdoor musings and creative thinking for the backyard philosopher.

Backyard Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts perfect for the playful thinker — perfect for outdoor lounging or casual days filled with reflection.