Preschool Philosopher Gifts

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Philosopher trading cards.

A young positivist.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Sex Education

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'What happens after the end of time?'