Little Age Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for a young age philosopher? Our collection features clever, whimsical designs that encourage curiosity and self-expression. Whether they’re contemplating the universe or simply exploring their ideas, these products add a spark of joy and inspiration to their day. Thoughtfully designed and charmingly amusing, they’re ideal for nurturing a burgeoning mind with a sense of humor and wonder.

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'He's three tomorrow and from now on everything he sees will probably be repeats!'

'He's three tomorrow and from now on everything he sees will probably be repeats!' mockup

'He's three tomorrow and from now on everything he sees will probably be repeats!'

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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...' mockup

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.' mockup

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

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"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?" mockup

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

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"Could I ask just one question?"

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(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?) mockup

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

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'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?' mockup

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

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Playdough's The Republic

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'This test doesn't understand me.' mockup

'This test doesn't understand me.'

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"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?" mockup

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?" mockup

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

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"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust." mockup

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

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'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.' mockup

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

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I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am... mockup

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

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'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?' mockup

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

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"I'm here for the hair."

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"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!" mockup

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?' mockup

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

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Philosopher trading cards.

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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?' mockup

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

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A young positivist.

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'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.' mockup

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

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"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome." mockup

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

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"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves." mockup

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them." mockup

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?" mockup

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

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'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.' mockup

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

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'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?' mockup

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

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Life on Earth - maths advice.

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Little Age Philosopher Gifts Collection

Little Age Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for little age philosophers, blending humor, wisdom, and charm to start their day inspired.

Little Age Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that inspire and comfort, featuring playful designs that encourage your little philosopher’s love for thinking and dreaming.

Little Age Philosopher Prints

Browse our inspiring prints to decorate their space with whimsical, thought-provoking art that fosters curiosity and imagination.

Little Age Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that celebrate curiosity and cleverness—perfect for young thinkers who love to ponder and express their ideas stylishly.