Teenage Philosopher Gifts

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

"I think I'm finally starting to understand my father."

"I'm NOT a TEENAGER, I'm a pre-adult!"

Biblical Teenager

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"One year closer to college!"

Playdough's The Republic

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

A young positivist.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'