Youthful Philosopher Gifts

'When is the world going to realize that we know everything?!'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

'I'm not looking forward to my birthday. I'll be old enough to know better!'

"You've got to realise they are in their forties and know nothin' about the real world."

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"I don't know what all the fuss is about. A recession sounds like fun."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"I've decided I no longer want to be referred to as a teenager. From now on I'm a pre-adult!"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Multi-Generational Books

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Young Galileo

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."