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'When is the world going to realize that we know everything?!'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

'I'm not looking forward to my birthday. I'll be old enough to know better!'

"You've got to realise they are in their forties and know nothin' about the real world."

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"I don't know what all the fuss is about. A recession sounds like fun."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"I've decided I no longer want to be referred to as a teenager. From now on I'm a pre-adult!"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Could I ask just one question?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Multi-Generational Books

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Sex Education

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Young Galileo

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."