Philosopher Of Youth T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that celebrates youthful curiosity and philosophy with witty or thought-provoking designs. Great for casual days when they're pondering life's big questions or just showing off their intellectual style.

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"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!" mockup

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...' mockup

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.' mockup

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

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"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?" mockup

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

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"Could I ask just one question?"

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(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?) mockup

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

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Multi-Generational Books

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"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?" mockup

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

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'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.' mockup

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

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'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?' mockup

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?' mockup

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

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'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?' mockup

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

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"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being." mockup

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

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Philosopher trading cards.

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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?' mockup

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

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"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?" mockup

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

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'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?' mockup

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them." mockup

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

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"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?" mockup

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

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'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.' mockup

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

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"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up." mockup

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

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Sex Education

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Young Galileo

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"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?" mockup

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

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'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.' mockup

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

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"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."

"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."

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The end of innocence

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'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?' mockup

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

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"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"With great power comes zero responsibility." mockup

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

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"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack." mockup

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

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"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!" mockup

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

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Philosopher Of Youth T-Shirts Collection

Philosopher Of Youth Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the philosopher of youth, where wit meets wisdom in every sip. Find a perfect mug that inspires their daily reflection.

Philosopher Of Youth Pillows

Shop pillows that add a touch of wit and wisdom to any space. Perfect for young philosophers to relax and ponder in style.

Philosopher Of Youth Prints

Browse our print collection to inspire the young philosopher’s environment. Thought-provoking art that celebrates curiosity and youthful exploration.