Youthful Thinker T-Shirts

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"My generation has finally come of age! Baby boomers on the democratic ticket - amazing!"

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG!'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'I don't want to play house... I want to play hard-to-get.'

'I'll never be old because I consider 'old' to be 5 years older than I am at any moment.'

"I wouldn't mind looking so young...if only I didn't feel so young too. You know what I mean, Papi?"

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

View to the Future

Crap from the future.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Multi-Generational Books

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Child driving a toy car

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Your Future Home.

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

I need to set upmy own company.

World Production.