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"Do you think voicing dissatisfaction will ever carry the same weight again?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Multi-Generational Books

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Totalitarian Humour

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Playground reputation.

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Frog Baby Names

Sex Education

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Girl trying to be a woman

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Fingers

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Biblical Teenager

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

The Fountain of Youth.