Youthful Ponderer Mugs

"Do you think voicing dissatisfaction will ever carry the same weight again?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Multi-Generational Books

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Totalitarian Humour

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Playground reputation.

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Frog Baby Names

Sex Education

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Biblical Teenager

Fingers

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Girl trying to be a woman

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

The thinker.