Youthful Thinkers Mugs

Multi-Generational Books

"I'm diagnosing a conflict of interest . . . your body knows how old you are, but your mind refuses to believe it."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

New Year 2020

The end of innocence

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Maternity Hospital

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"I'm an optimist. I'm convinced that everything is going to go to hell, but not for a while yet."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'