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Wow, I hope I look that good when I'm her age.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Totalitarian Humour

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Playground reputation.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Death coach..."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Sex Education

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Baxter finally gets a life

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."