Youthful Visionary T-Shirts

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Multi-Generational Books

Child driving a toy car

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

DACA

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Flava Superba

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

I'm color blind, please help.

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity