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"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Dad, if I can grow up to be president, shouldn't you be contributing to my super PAC?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Success

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

"We're making progress."

Global warming debate.

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'