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"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"My grandma is my unpaid lobbyist when I need to get my way with my parents."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Global warming debate.

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

Success

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'That's the bell for round two.'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

So tell me, Junior.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'