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"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"My grandma is my unpaid lobbyist when I need to get my way with my parents."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

Success

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

Global warming debate.

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'That's the bell for round two.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

So tell me, Junior.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army