Youthful Strategist Mugs

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Hello, Mrs. Jenkins? This is Axel Fusco, a classmate of your daughter. May I speak to her? Yes, I know she's not allowed to date boys yet, but

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Dad, if I can grow up to be president, shouldn't you be contributing to my super PAC?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Success

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"We're making progress."

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

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Global warming debate.

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."