Young Thinkers T-Shirts

'And to think that only this morning we were just so much Flotsam and Jetsam on the sea of life.'

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Meet the author"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I don't like the looks of that!"

View to the Future

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Crap from the future.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Multi-Generational Books

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"He was a sea rescue."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

Your Future Home.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."