Youthful Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift that sparks thought and smiles? Our collection inspired by youthful philosophers offers clever, humorous, and inspiring products that highlight the playful side of deep thinkers. Perfect for those who love to ponder, joke, and grow, these items turn philosophical musings into delightful keepsakes, ideal for anyone with a curious, creative spirit.

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'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.' mockup

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.' mockup

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

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"One year closer to college!"

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"Could I ask just one question?"

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(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?) mockup

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

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"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?" mockup

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

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Multi-Generational Books

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!' mockup

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

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"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?" mockup

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

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'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.' mockup

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

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"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being." mockup

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

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'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?' mockup

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

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"I'm here for the hair."

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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?' mockup

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

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Philosopher trading cards.

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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?' mockup

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!" mockup

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright." mockup

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them." mockup

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

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"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?" mockup

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

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"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome." mockup

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

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'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?' mockup

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

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Life after death

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"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?" mockup

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

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'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.' mockup

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

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"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care." mockup

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

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Young Galileo

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Sex Education

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?" mockup

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

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'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.' mockup

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

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Youthful Philosophers Gifts Collection

Youthful Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring designs inspired by youthful philosophers—witty, clever, and perfect for inspiring your mornings.

Youthful Philosophers Pillows

Find your next conversation starter with pillows adorned with inspired designs from youthful philosophers—comfort and wit in perfect harmony.

Youthful Philosophers Prints

Elevate your decor with prints inspired by youthful philosophers—bright, witty, and perfect for anyone who loves playful wisdom.

Youthful Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover tees that celebrate the curious mind—our youthful philosophers collection offers witty and insightful designs that bring philosophy to everyday wear.