Little Age Philosopher Mugs

'He's three tomorrow and from now on everything he sees will probably be repeats!'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

A young positivist.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Life on Earth - maths advice.