'He's three tomorrow and from now on everything he sees will probably be repeats!'
Little Age Philosopher T-Shirts
Dress your young thinker in tees that celebrate curiosity and ideas. Our stylish, witty T-shirts make pondering fun and fashionable for any little age philosopher.
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'
"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"
'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'
Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'
"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."
(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)
"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"
"Could I ask just one question?"
'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'
Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'
Playdough's The Republic
'This test doesn't understand me.'
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"
"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."
"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."
'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"
'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'
"I'm here for the hair."
'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'
Philosopher trading cards.
'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'
A young positivist.
"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."
'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'
"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."
"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"
"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."
'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'
'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'
Life on Earth - maths advice.
Little Age Philosopher T-Shirts Collection
Little Age Philosopher Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for little age philosophers, blending humor, wisdom, and charm to start their day inspired.
Little Age Philosopher Pillows
Find pillows that inspire and comfort, featuring playful designs that encourage your little philosopher’s love for thinking and dreaming.
Little Age Philosopher Prints
Browse our inspiring prints to decorate their space with whimsical, thought-provoking art that fosters curiosity and imagination.