Childlike Philosopher T-Shirts

'My mom and dad have been married fifteen years. That's several life times in my book.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

A young positivist.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.