Infant Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your infant philosopher? Explore our collection of creative, witty products designed to spark curiosity and nurture a love of learning from a very young age. These thoughtful items combine humor and inspiration, making them ideal for proud parents and early learners alike. From adorable mugs to playful T-shirts, our selection will delight anyone who loves nurturing a tiny but mighty mind—infinitely curious and ready to explore the world.

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"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent." mockup

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...' mockup

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.' mockup

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

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"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?" mockup

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

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(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?) mockup

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

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"Could I ask just one question?"

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Playdough's The Republic

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A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other. mockup

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

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'This test doesn't understand me.' mockup

'This test doesn't understand me.'

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"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?" mockup

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

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"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?" mockup

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

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'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.' mockup

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

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I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am... mockup

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?' mockup

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

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"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!" mockup

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

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'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?' mockup

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

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'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?' mockup

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

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"I'm here for the hair."

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Philosopher trading cards.

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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?' mockup

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

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A young positivist.

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'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?' mockup

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

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"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?" mockup

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves." mockup

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

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"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?" mockup

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

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"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome." mockup

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them." mockup

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

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"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up." mockup

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

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'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.' mockup

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

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Life on Earth - maths advice.

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Infant Philosopher Gifts Collection

Infant Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for infant philosophers—perfect for parents who love to nurture curiosity and share a laugh every morning.

Infant Philosopher Pillows

Snuggle up with our infant philosopher pillows, blending comfort with clever design to inspire curiosity and add charm to any nursery.

Infant Philosopher Prints

Decorate your nursery with our delightful prints for infant philosophers—fun, inspiring, and perfect for fostering early creativity.

Infant Philosopher T-Shirts

Looking for T-shirts for tiny thinkers? Check out our creative and humorous options designed to celebrate early curiosity and inspire little minds.