Baby Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for a tiny thinker? Our selection for baby philosophers features charming, witty items that celebrate curiosity and early learning. Perfect for new parents or growing minds, these gifts combine playful design with thoughtfulness, inspiring a lifelong love for knowledge and discovery.

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"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother." mockup

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

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Baby Philosophy.

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"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

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"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.' mockup

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

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Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

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Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

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"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?" mockup

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

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"Could I ask just one question?"

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(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

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(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

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"One year closer to college!"

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Playdough's The Republic

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A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

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A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

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'This test doesn't understand me.' mockup

'This test doesn't understand me.'

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"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?" mockup

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

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"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

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"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

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'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

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'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

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I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

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I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

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"Well did he?"

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"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

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"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

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'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?' mockup

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

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Philosopher trading cards.

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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

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A young positivist.

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?" mockup

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

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Life after death

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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"Think about the honey."

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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them." mockup

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

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"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright." mockup

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

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"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

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"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

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Baby Philosopher Gifts Collection

Baby Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate curious minds, perfect for parents who love to start their day inspired by their little thinker.

Baby Philosopher Pillows

Discover pillows that inspire curiosity and comfort in the nursery, ideal for creating a thoughtful and cozy environment for your little one.

Baby Philosopher Prints

Brighten up any nursery wall with prints celebrating curiosity and learning, perfect for inspiring your baby philosopher every day.

Baby Philosopher T-Shirts

Find adorable and witty t-shirts designed for baby philosophers, making early learning stylish and fun from the first outfit onward.