Kiddie Philosophers Gifts

'I faced my first reality check today. My mom kissed my boo boo but it didn't get better.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Playdough's The Republic

'This test doesn't understand me.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

A young positivist.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Sex Education

The end of innocence

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

'What happens after the end of time?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Young Galileo Galilei.

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

Biblical Teenager

"They think I don't have a clue."