Kiddie Philosophers Gifts

'I faced my first reality check today. My mom kissed my boo boo but it didn't get better.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Playdough's The Republic

'This test doesn't understand me.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

A young positivist.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Sex Education

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

The end of innocence

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Young Galileo Galilei.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'What happens after the end of time?'

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"They think I don't have a clue."

Biblical Teenager

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

"Does school really help people with real life?"