Preschool Philosopher Pillows

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Philosopher trading cards.

A young positivist.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Sex Education

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'What happens after the end of time?'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "