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"What'll it be, Tyler - your lunch money or heaps of verbal abuse?"

PS 143, 'Apparently, double negatives are okay in math but not in English.'

"All my lunch money's in real estate."

'If a tree falls in the forest...Do the other trees laugh at it?'

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'What do you like about her?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

Sex Education

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

Biblical Teenager

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'