Storytime Philosopher Gifts

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Little Princess.

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Well did he?"

Philosopher trading cards.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Think about the honey."

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.