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"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Well did he?"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Think about the honey."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

Chinese business cuisine.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."