Tea Time Traditionalist Gifts

'It's rude to dunk your cake into your tea.'

Joiner and 'political plumber'

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

'Deer season never really ends for Edwin.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Bull In a china shop

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Thank you for the wedding present.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Time for tea

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

Announcement at teatime

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

1920's High Tea.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.