Tea Time Enthusiast Gifts

Incontinent Old Lady.

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

Bear vs. Lumberjack

'My first husband was a whiner my second husband was a complainer. My present husband is a happy combination.'

Teapot

"Tea anyone?"

'Why must you be so difficult, Martin?'

"Since his retirement, Thomas spends most of his time in the garden."

'...Then I told Brenda what Joan had said to Maggie about not passing it on to Shirley who had already told Ann but promised to keep it to herself and just the girls at the gym...'

'We're sending Sophie to finishing school.'

Announcement at teatime

"Isn't it sort of great when it turns out a couple like that really was too good to be true?"

'If ever there is a four-day week...who's going to pay us for the two tea breaks we'll miss out on?'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'Where're the biscuits?'

Landlady and her tenant

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.