Tea Enthusiasts Gifts

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

Bear to other: 'The caffeine kept me up all winter.'

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

"Herbal Tea Party"

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Prisoners being allowed luxury and comfort as a way to increase prison discipline

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

'No saucer again! What do they take me for - a mug?'

Mindfulness hour.

"Billions of migrants will invade Europe!!"

"I don't care what the health officials say - having sugar in my tea does not make me a white extremist."

"Okay boys finish your tea, it's only the Yanks Rapid Reaction Force"

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

'Would a British tea party make you take the election more seriously?'

'Oi, where's my cup of tea then?'

Safe Tanning Salon.

"Sorry, but you're just not my cup of tea."

Closing Laugh: Display Signs LB - Gone for 'T'

'Apparently he's a techno-pop pioneer and the best urban act... will you make the tea?'

"We found a human habit worth embracing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot