Tea Enthusiast Gifts

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

I only asked you to make a cup of tea, that doesn't need a risk assessment first...

Very busy at Indian call centre. Laid-back in UK office. Man asks: 'Could we outsource tea-making?'

The Boston Tea Party

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

Coffee and a Kick in the Pants (formerly Tea and Sympathy)

Oliver Twist - Mr Bumble and Mrs Corney Taking Tea

Couple having breakfast and getting some fresh milk from a cow on the table.

'More DVT vicar?'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

Work Experience.

'Rising damp? Nah! That's our Nan with her pot of tea. Terrible hiccups always. . .'

"Nothing worse than a hot flash when you're retaining water."

"I'll get on to it as soon as I've finished my tea break."

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

"Oh, you know, I have good days and bad days."

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

'That easy chair used to be harder.'

"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"

'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'Do you know what James Watt did when he saw steam coming out of a kettle?'

"Peep.....Peeep...bloody peep!"

'It must be your turn to make the tea.'

'I don't want to be pedantic but how can I be expected to make a decision without reflecting upon wider issues.'

Time for Tea!

"They must be regulars"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Why me... every time ?'

"Harry seldom leaves his retirement cubicle."

'No, I haven't been watching T.V ALL day-I've been making cups of tea too.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

Sixth grade teacher Linda LeBlanc was having a tough time getting psyched up about the new school year.