Tea Lover Gifts

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Sandra believed that clear communications were essential to a good relationship.

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

"But I don't want to divorce him if I can't blame him."

"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

"A tea-break every four hours, a rest-room with TV and air-conditioning throughout the meeting, otherwise no agreement."

1999 Influenza Chic.

'Do you want coffee tea or Coco...?'

Drowning Tea Party.

I am sure I said tea time was for two o'clock.

'Teacup Joke'

"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."

Britain's first official astronaut.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow

"Today was absolutely horrific. I just need to go relax with a cup of tea and a true-murder podcast."

Carol simply couldn't relax knowing that at any moment five rowdy men might scream 'FUMBLE!'

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

Lady enjoys a coffee break.

Team Cat

Tin Man boiling water in his head on a stove.

Wash Dishes, Wipe Counters , Sit Down to Read, Look Over, Here I am, Half Full From Yesterday.

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

"Riots broke out in a camp for British refugees near Calais due to a shortage of early grey tea..."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Let me have 20 fat, 40 carbohydrate, 40 protein and a cup of tea.'

'Always warm the pot first before making the tea.'

A Domestic Animal

Vesta

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

"Are all old folks this superstitious?"