Tea Party Lover Gifts

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

"There's a price on your head!"

Tea Rex: 'Sandwiches! We needs us some sandwiches.'

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

Through the Looking Glass - Hatta out of Jail.

Tea time in the swamp.

"Do you mind if I bring a few friends back for tea, Mummy?"

'Heavens, Charles, not while we have company!'

"I hope you have new complaints, because mine are all the same."

"How thick do you want the fruitcake slices."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Hipsters"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Things are looking up!"