Tea Party Fanatic Gifts

"I'm sorry, but it's time to perform."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"Hipsters"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'