Tea Party Fanatic T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, but it's time to perform."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Hipsters"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Things are looking up!"

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."