Tea Party Fan Gifts

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

"Hipsters"

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Sleepy Bunny

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Vesta

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Shall I be mother?

Camomiletherapy

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"