Tea Party Goer Gifts

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Hipsters"

Time for tea and friendship.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

All-Day Breakfast

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

Fruitcake

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

Vampire afternoon tea.