Tea Party Goer Gifts

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Hipsters"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Time for tea and friendship.

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

All-Day Breakfast

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

Fruitcake

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

'Coffee? Tea? Flu shot?'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .