Tea Party Gifts

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

'Oh, them. We don't really know them.'

Time for tea and friendship.

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

Join me in a cup of tea!

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'I knew this would happen! No one wanted to hear your aeroplane noises Frank, now put your teeth back in and be quiet.'

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

A little man popping head out of teapot.

Trolley Queen

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Hipsters"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

Fruitcake

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

Time for Tea