Hosting A Tea Party Gifts

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wine Lady

'One eye of newt or two?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Hipsters"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Party time.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Time for tea and friendship.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Time for Tea!

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Barbecue

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Shall I be mother?

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"