Hosting A Tea Party Pillows

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wine Lady

'One eye of newt or two?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Hipsters"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Party time.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Time for tea and friendship.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Time for Tea!

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Barbecue

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Shall I be mother?

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."