Tea Party Organizer Pillows

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

Face painting.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Hipsters"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Face painting by numbers.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Time for tea and friendship.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Extra Long-jump

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Shall I be mother?

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."