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'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Face painting.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Face painting by numbers.

"Hipsters"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Time for tea and friendship.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Extra Long-jump

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'